Monday, March 27, 2006

Scary Movie 4 will be an unholy terror

In what appears to be a continuing quest to force the Guinness Book of World Records to create a category for "Most Absolutely Horrible Movie Ever Made," the Scary Movie franchise is back for more. Including cameos by Dr. Phil, Shaq, and Chingy does seem like a pretty good recipe for utter pain, and just to make sure that this film will make absolutely no sense to anyone within five years at the most, the plot features giant alien iPods and Tom Cruise surrogate Craig Bierko re-enacting Cruise's Oprah shenanigans. The trailer is so bad and the film as depicted within so poorly-done that I initially thought it was one of those "Don't forget to turn off your cell phone" fake trailers they're running these days, but then I realized that the movies invented for those ads all look way better than this piece of shit.

Scary Movie 4 Trailer (Yahoo! Movies)

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